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Analogy of the Week

In South Carolina, Rick Santorum did well* in the designer handbags wholesale, won the Republican straw poll and

compared pre-kindergarten programs to designer handbags on sale. His grandfather left Italy, he said, because his uncle:

 …used to get up in a brown shirt and march and be told how to be a good little fascist. I don’t know, maybe

they called it early pre-K or something like cheap designer handbags, that the government sponsored to get your children in there so

they can indoctrinate them.

*To say that someone “did well” at the Republican debate in South Carolina, which proved to be a ridiculous

and embarrassing spectacle, is akin to discount designer handbags “did well” on Celebrity Apprentice. It bears no

resemblance to “doing well” in terms of proposing or explaining policies that might improve our Republic, or in

displaying anything like presidential wisdom or leadership. It means the designer handbags pandered successfully to

nutballs.